Rikkad Aafrikast:Ühesõnaga, saan aeg ajalt kirju kuskilt Aafrikast, kus neil raha jubedalt palju käes ja tahaksid kangesti seda suvaliste Eurooplaste kontodele kanda. Olles saanud taaskord ühe kirja, otsustasin(jälle) väheke kaasa mängida......
kiri mulle:
From Miss Madelinemaya Zamaba.
De
ar respectful one.
It's my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish with you in your country, though we have not met before but one have to believe in someone before having a success. I am 21 years old the only child of my late parent Late Mr & Mrs Bomaki Zamaba, Native of SanPadro, republic of Ivory Coast or ( Coté d'Ivoire ). Due to the series of continuous war in our country for multiple years ago, there is this huge amount of Ten Million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($10.500, 000.00) which my late father deposited in finance firm in Ivory Coast here before he was assassinated by some unknown enemies. Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons. I urge that you help me to invest this fund in your country in any lucrative venture you discover good.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your Friend?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. Can you get me a good school for the continuation of my educational Carrier which was disrupts by the sudden death of my parents?
If you can be of an honest and sincere assistance to me, I will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund for your kind and humane assistance.
Further details will be made known to you upon the confirmation of your interest to assist me.
I am immensely waiting for your urgent response
With due regards,
Miss Madelinemaya Zamaba.--------------------------------------------------------------------
olles talle vastanud ja valetanud umbes sama palju, kui tema (nemad) minule, palusin saata Miss Zamabal oma kontaktid ja foto. Kinnitasin neile, et olen professor ja minule kuulub 3 eraülikooli ning 3 keskkooli, Lisaks paar hotelli.
Üllatuslikult saabuski vastus pika tekstiga, mida ma siinkohal ära tooma ei hakka. Vahest põnevam on see, et kirjale oli lisatud ka foto.
Vastasin: Unfortunately Miss Zamba, now when I realized you are a nigger, I can not help you. I know that you were born as a nigger and you can not do nothing about it but still.....
Veelgi üllatavam oli, et sain vastuse (reeglina pärast negriidse rassi korrektset nime mainimist nad ei kipu vastama) kelleltki tema advokaadilt:
Barrister Nade Jean
Principal attorney
Email:barnadejean@yahoo.com
Tel+22507021404
Kes ähvardas inimõiguste kohtuga, juhul kui ma kohe 25 000 USD neile üle ei kanna

. See oli eriti mahlakas kiri kuid kahjuks olen selle ära kustutanud ja ei saa siia kopeerida. Oleks tahtnud veel vähekene seda mängu mängida.
PS! Moded võiksid selle tõsta teema : "Järjekordne petuskeem?" alla, ei pannud seda esimese hooga tähele.